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[divinized]

a;

[ so maybe you were walking down the street, minding your own business, and just. enjoying life. whatever. the point is, as you turn a corner you're going to get bumped into by this guy here, but that's not the worst of it, oh no. the terrible part of it is, he was carrying an armload of pastries, and now most of them are squished on your clothes/face/hands etc.

how terrible! it'd be only right for him to apologize, right? or maybe it's your fault, but either way he's gonna stand there, perfectly clean, and blink. ]

Eh... Those were for dinner...

b;

[ it's dark when you wake up. you can just barely make out faint, muffled sounds of life, but it's really far off like your ears are stuffed with cotton. if you try moving your arms, you'll find they're strapped down, and as your senses return to you in increments the situation becomes all too apparent.

you're blindfolded, tied down - to a chair? - and there's someone.... nearby. humming an infuriatingly cheerful song, but once you start stirriing it stops with a soft "ah!" and a laugh ]

Finally awake? I thought you were gonna be out all day.

c;

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[thankyouverymooch]

Aren't you bold...

tell me what you want from me first.

[divinized]

You're really vulgar, you know. I never said I was gonna lick it off.

I just want to play a game. That's all.

[thankyouverymooch]

I'd lick it off if my pastries had gone wasted like that.

What's the game?

[divinized]

You must be really poor, huh?

Do you agree to it, then, Ling-kun?

[thankyouverymooch]

I agree to it.

[divinized]

I'm glad!

[ and then he's walking off ]

[thankyouverymooch]

[ well, following I guess, taking his shirt off entirely and using it to wipe himself off ]

[divinized]

[ good, you're not as dumb as some people

casually leading him to a super fancy mega expensive hotel!!! like whoa they're probably way underdressed, but no one's saying anything, and he sure seems to know where he's going, so... ]

Is this your first time?

[thankyouverymooch]

Following strangers after they dumped sweets on me? Yes.

[divinized]

Ling-kun is so adventurous...

[ into the elevator they go! and he pulls out a card key and swipes it into one of the readers, and they start shooting up super fast ]

What if I decide I wanna kill you?

[thankyouverymooch]

You wouldn't be the first and you won't be the last. I'll just have to escape, then.

[divinized]

What a dangerous lifestyle!

[ and the elevator stops at some super high floor, and the doors open out onto a ~sweet pad~ ]

After you.

[thankyouverymooch]

After you said you might want to kill me?

[ laughing, but he does step out of the elevator into the SWEET PAD, not at all bothered ]

[divinized]

[ there's a kitchen and a living room and a sitting room

and over to the side a really long, big table with a bunch of cushioned chairs around it like for meetings and stuff

and then further back a hallway that most likely leads to the bedroom. ]

You're used to it, aren't you? Ah, make yourself comfortable.

[thankyouverymooch]

[ heading for the nearest couch, totally making himself comfortable, yeah ]

So, what's the game?

[divinized]

[ mooving into the kitchen and there's some puttering noises

coming out with a cup of something warm ]

Hmm.... we could play hide and seek, but I have the advantage over you... truth or dare seems too juvenile... and bloody mary isn't really a game at all, is it?

[thankyouverymooch]

None of those really sound like interesting games, either way.

[divinized]

How about a game of Pokerface?

[thankyouverymooch]

Ah, well. We could try that.

[divinized]

Do you know how to play?

[thankyouverymooch]

No, you'll have to explain. I told you this is my first time following strangers.

[divinized]

It's a pretty easy game. We take turns doing whatever we want to each other. So....

[ takes his hand ]

If you laugh, smile, wince, cry.... Then you lose. Easy, right?

[thankyouverymooch]

Really... so I just have to keep a neutral expression? Fine, then.

[divinized]

Mmmhm. Ling-kun is smart.

[thankyouverymooch]

I knew that, but thank you.

[ holding his hand back ]

Did you already start?